le-creepy-pasta:

WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WITCH ELM is a graffiti message that started appearing soon after a 1941 unsolved murder. The graffiti was last sprayed onto the side of a 200 year-old obelisk on 18 August 1999, in white paint. On 18 April, 1943, four boys were poaching in Hagley Woods near to Wychbury Hill when they came across a large Wych Hazel, a tree often confused by local residents with a Wych Elm. Believing this a good place to hunt birds’ nests, one boy attempted to climb the tree to investigate. As he was climbing, he glanced down into the hollow trunk and discovered a skull, believing it to be that of an animal. However, after seeing human hair and teeth, he realized that he was holding a human skull.

my-guey-or-the-high-guey:

Starfire, watch as I magically put these gloves on.

Starfire, observe how masterfully I managed to wear a tux with a cape under it and nobody could tell.

Starfire, note how I was able to wear this extremely high collar underneath this lower-collared dress shirt without having it peek out in the slightest.

starfire just stand there just go ahead and stand right there and don’t move i’m showing the fans what they really want to see: me

STARFIRE
my suit didn’t have a back the entire time

Starfire, don’t look at me like that, I worked really fucking hard setting this up

Starfire, watch me turn this tux into a t-shirt

capncrystal:

obliteratedheart:

“The only difference between me and my mother making them, is I took some grown up initiative instead of being caught up in obsolete gender roles”

I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T AND SAID NO, THIS WILL NOT DO.